Montag, 25. Januar 2010

Justine cheats and "writes" a post of quotes

So, I don't know if this is ethical or not, or maybe even legal. But I'm from an era in which students frequently saw each others' grades and teachers used sample student papers to demonstrate "good" and "bad" writing, so I don't think that posting a few anonymous highlights from the student projects I recently read will do any harm. After all, I'm not making fun of the writers! I'm sure when I started writing German, I wrote stuff that sounded like this. In fact, it's quite likely that I still do. And I sincerely hope, if this is the case, that some native Germans get at least as much pleasure out of my mistakes as I did out of these.

"Mayby in Dublin exist a little Xylophone orchestrere which is playing at some pubs, but neither I believe this really."

"In 1949 Ireland was Freelance."

"These were about 500,000 up to 1 million human."

"In this pub have already drunk Charles Dickens and WM Thackeray some drink."

"It's bigger than Ireland and has more purples."

"The London Eye has 1000 caller a day."

"Xmas's for Christmas. X is for Chris and mas is for mas. In Germany the word Xmas was the most nerved word. Some people celebrate Xmas, although they don't know why we celebrate Xmas."

"Festival is the 25th of December, the Christmas Day, Catholic (Solemnity of the Nativity, the celebrations on the even, on Christmas Eve and Holy Night, Christmas Eve, December 24) to begin."

And the best one of all: a whole half-page "report" on how St. Patrick expelled the queues from Ireland. The joke is multi-layered yet simple. Queue = line of people. Schlange (in German) = line of people. Schlange (also) = snake. So thus snakes become queues, and Ireland becomes a great place to run errands.

And then there were a few things that weren't funny for containing mistakes, but were great because of how they combined content and language. For example: "There was a big fire in the year 1666 but now the church is OK." Or the advice, "If you haven't problems you shouldn't come to Ireland." Or, my favorite, on London's Natural History Museum: "You see and experience there many different things f.e.: the carcass of a Tyrannosaurus Rex, the development of the world, a volcanic eruption." Must be one heck of a place. But I guess that's just how things are on the British Isles. Here's a final inspirational quote that is (like several of these others) simultaneously humorous and endearing: "When you look around you, you can see nearly whole Ireland. And you will have a special feeling. You can compare it with flying."

Mittwoch, 20. Januar 2010

My Christmas Vacation, Part III: My socks get wet, then they get dry again OR Everything is also not something else

When I think of the Benelux* part of this trip, I think of rain. Rain and cold. Pain comes to mind, too, as does wandering around: often lost and running late. Yet there was also plenty of wandering in a positive sense, and other memories are of dry socks, fire, painlessness, and warmth. I guess each condition gives meaning to the other.

When I got to Amsterdam, the rain and cold hadn't started yet, but the description-through- contrast began immediately. I got off the train from middle-class, white, German-speaking Quackenbrück and suddenly saw all kinds of people and heard all kinds of languages. When I'm at home in Greifswald, I rarely think about the fact that everybody else there is ancestrally German and white. Granted, there are some foreign students at the school, but relatively very few. I wrote in one of my previous statistics-oriented posts about how few foreigners there are in Meck-Pomm. And being white and ancestrally German myself, it's not until I see someone who doesn't fit this description that I think about it. I think the very fact that I notice when I see someone non-white (especially African or Asian) in Greifswald seems to only underscore the point that there aren't many such people around. Anyway, I live in a fairly homogeneous little community (and for that matter, always have), and the first thing to strike me about Amsterdam was its cosmopolitanity.

There was a lot of English in Amsterdam, of course, but what I cared about was the Dutch. It was strange to listen to because I felt like I should be able to understand it. It sounded like German....kind of....but I just couldn't get anything out of it. "Ausstiegen"** did pop out at me a couple times while evesdropping on other passengers' train conversations. It was like hearing your name spoken in a nearby conversation--hearing that familiar sound, but nothing else. Reading was much better. Reading I could do (-ish), though this was rarely necessary. As I said: lots of English.

I walked around for awhile the night I got to Amsterdam. The canals shimmered under dim streetlights and a full moon. A man sold me raisin rolls (30% off), as he watched a Middle Eastern TV show in his bedroom-sized supermarket. Children ice skated at the still-open Christmas market. I accidentally found the Red Light district. I would have liked to have walked around there some more for the sake of curiosity, but it was unnerving, being alone and approached by strange men. Whatever they were selling, I was pretty sure I didn't want to buy.

Amsterdam by daylight was nicer. The day I was there was gorgeous, actually: sunny and not very cold. I broke with my usual policy of not going to museums or taking tours and did both: a three-hour walking tour*** and the Anne Frank House. The walking tour was great. The Anne Frank house probably should have been. Some other visitors seemed quite moved--this lady in front of me kept saying "it's so sad!" And though it was no doubt interesting to see the places I'd read about, processing with a line of tourists through the bare rooms of the house (each holding a couple of small display cases) honestly didn't do a lot for me. I think I was more affected when I watched someone visit the house on a video we watched in the 6th grade. The classroom lights were out then, so at least you felt alone.

From Amsterdam, I went to Gent and met my CouchSurf host, Elke, who was awesome: smart, well-spoken, funny. We dropped my stuff off in her neat little old house (three stories, but with about one room per story, requiring a couple very steep stairways) and went walking around town, though the sun had gone down hours earlier. We went to a simple little restaurant just outside the old town where she ate and I snacked on two Belgian products: French fries and beer. This being the only time in Belgium that I drank beer, I can't really comment on the quality of "Belgian beer" as a whole. Nor am I particularly qualified to be evaluating beer at all, but I did think that the one I had was good. Online beer-raters seem to agree, for whatever that's worth.

So thus we passed the evening, talking about languages and books and sipping beer, until it was no longer evening or night, but in fact the next day. Thus some sleeping-in was necessary, and the half-day of sightseeing in Gent I had planned for the next morning didn't begin until the first half of the day was well underway. My host had to work, so I walked around on my own, getting lost and re-oriented repeatedly in the quirky Middle Aged-streets. The town was just beautiful. There were canals and narrow buildings and lots of brick and old gray architecture in various medieval styles. From what Elke said and I saw, I got the feeling that Gent was kind of like a Lawrence--a university town, more liberal than others around it, smaller, but with personality.

Unfortunately for my already-poor navigation skills, the personality was under construction while I was there. Also, it was cold and became rainy. Any of these things might have been fine alone, but when put together, I ended up walking around central Gent for an hour-and-a-half, trying to figure out how to get to the train station. My shoes were wet. My socks were wet. My pants were wet, and everything was muddy. Everything was also cold. And I was lost with no map, no signs, dead-ending tram tracks,**** and confusing (or even downright wrong) directions from people on the street. Additionally, my left ankle had been starting to hurt (apparently from all the walking, though all wasn't really all that much) and was getting fairly uncomfortable by this point. Plus, I had to drag my silly suitcase with me, through the mud, over the cobblestones, across the tram tracks, etc. In short, I was pretty much miserable.

The next few hours weren't a lot better. I finally found the station and boarded my train. Realizing I didn't know where I had to get off to make my connection, I asked the conductor. She told me a city. I thought I got off where she said to get off. Apparently, it wasn't where I was supposed to get off. So I had to sit on the platform in the cold for another hour until the next train came. The plan was to spend about half a day in Ieper, the city associated with Flanders Field/WWI, but by the time I got there, it was dark and I had only an hour until I needed to head on to my couch in Brugge. Determined to make the most of my time anyway, I trekked into the city and walked around, still being rained on, still hauling my suitcase. The city was pretty from what I saw. I'm sure it's even better in the spring, in the sunshine, in the daytime, when you're dry. After getting lost again on my way back to the train station (seriously, posted maps do you no good if they tell you "you are here" but don't tell you which way you're facing!), I was finally bound for Brugge.

And once in Brugge, the day got much, much better. My host was, once again, great. She was talkative, welcoming and friendly, and I could finally take my wet clothes off and get warm and dry.

My Brugge sightseeing time was also plagued by rain, but I loved the city anyway. It was a lot like Gent in terms of size and medieval-ness. The rain, when not too hard, was even fitting--somehow making it romantic and storybook-like. I didn't even bother with a map here--I had no pre-determined plans and was able to keep my sense of direction pretty well--so I just walked around and saw whatever amazing buildings and canals and churches and stone houses and vine-covered cafes popped up around the corner or on the next street. I got some exposure to modern Belgian artistic culture, as well: Hadewijch showed me a Belgian film she had--one of the better ones. Though bad in the past, the Flemish film industry is improving, she said, especially after the recent success of one particular domestic film (the success was mostly in Belgium, I think, but that's a start).

Until I got to Libramont, several hours south and east of Brugge, it hadn't been necessary to know any French. A lot of text was in both French and Flemish, but if Flemish was involved, I felt at least semi-confident. In the south, as I approached the French border, the use of other languages became sparse. My hope was to get to Boullion, a little town that I hoped would show me a different side of Belgium: French, mountainous, foresty, more seculded. To get there, I had to take a bus, which involved reading a timetable in French. When my bus didn't come at the time listed, I made an effort at reading the fine print and finally, using Spanish similarities, Latin roots, and inductive logic, figured out when I could actually expect some transportation.

Boullion was equally, if not more, French than Libramont, and thus just what I was hoping for. By this point in the trip, my ankle was causing me to limp and progress at a grandma-like pace especially when walking on a grade. There was a "Chateau-Fort" up on a hill, though, so, just as I had with all the buildings-on-a-hill in Mallorca, I went to check it out. It was absolutely worth the wincing. On one side of the gray stone fort's hill was the town; on the other was a river, and beyond that, more hills covered in forest. And all of that kind of clouded in fog. Unfortunately, no hilly hikes were in the cards. Maybe next time.

Arriving in Luxembourg was like coming half-way home, as German (alongside French, and occasionally Flemish) was now part of the mix. I got into Luxembourg (the city, which is the capital of Luxembourg, the country) on the evening of Dec. 31st. My ankle hurt like crazy, but I was in awe as I walked through the city to my hostel. To really appreciate this, you just need to see it, but the great thing about Luxembourg is the casemates: dug-out areas of the city with high walls and towers around them. It's like there are two levels to parts of the city. There's definitely a "city" part of the city, but when you're around the casemates and on the outskirts, it looks much more natural and feels somehow ancient (Roman-era architecture will do that). Sections of stone walls were integrated into the natural rock wall and I felt like this area was a perfect merger of the built and natural environments. Lots of trees, hills, a river--but also houses, churches, and streets. And my upscale youth hostel. Definitely the nicest one I've ever stayed in, and the setting of my solitary New Year's Eve. Ate some great soup (all you can eat for 2 Euros!) at the hostel, tried a Luxembourgian beer (not quite as good as the Belgian, I'd say), and listened to David Sedaris read to me through my iPod until the fireworks began and the calendar switched over to 2010.

One thing I loved about Luxembourg was its touristic accessibility: all streets had conveniently-placed signs, there was a series of arrows leading to the youth hostel, and the station, and a variety of other places tourists might want to go. It was classy, though, and made you feel like a guest, not necessarily a tourist. I discovered, however, that the signed path was not always the shortest. This meant I got started on a jaunt from my hostel to the city center that took me in a circle WAY AROUND the city. Would have been fine if there was something to see, but I was walking along a road in the semi-industrial outskirts of the city and separated from the forest by a wall, so it was just a 4,8 km prelude to the extensive walking I had already planned for that day. For the several days prior to reaching Luxembourg, I'd been worried, not knowing how I'd be able to keeping walking around so much. As soon as I got there, it wasn't an issue anymore: I was determined to see everything I could, even though it'd hurt. And the next day--the day of my accidental 4,8 km walk--I was pleased to discover that, though I was still limping and slow, it was no worse than it had been the day before! That was great. I found the city stunning, and I'd really like to go back some time to check out other parts of the country. For a summer hiking or biking tour, it'd be ideal.

After Luxembourg, the plan was to go to Heidelberg to visit a couple friends from my exchange semester. I arrived in Heidelberg, but no one came to meet me as per the plan. I waited. And I waited. And I waited. And I made phone calls and sent text messages. And sipped hot beverages to keep warm. Finally, I walked to/through the city myself, glimpsed my old dorm building, noted the businesses that had moved and stores that had changed hands. Ate a sandwich. Went back to the train station. By this point, it was about 6 hours after the planned meeting time, so I just gave up and took a night train to Hamburg. From here I continued to Greifswald (with a stop in the small town of Grevesmühlen, solely because of the first five letters of the town's name) the next day. As it turned out, the friend who was supposed to meet me had had a bike accident on the way to the train station, seriously injuring his leg and necessitating a trip to the hospital! In the process, he also broke his phone, hence the lack of communication about this issue. Man. What a bummer. Makes my ankle problem seem not nearly so bad. Just another example of how defining through contrast can make bad things better or good things great.

Note: Ankle's doing fine these days. And after my insurance company pays me back for the money I spent getting (and trying to keep) it that way, I will be, too. :)
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*Belgium, the Netherlands, Luxembourg. Not necessarily in that order.
**In German, as in Dutch: "exits."
***This was free, though (or "tips-only"), so it was OK.
****My plan for getting to the station was to follow the tracks of the tram that, under normal circumstances, goes right to it. These circumstances, however, were not normal.

Freitag, 15. Januar 2010

My Christmas Vacation, Part II: A Christmas List

I'm having trouble figuring out how to write this X-mas Vacation Part II. For one, that Mallorca post kinda burned me out and I just want to leave the rest up to your imagination. But a big part of the reason I'm keeping this blog is for myself, so I've got an inner conflict between not wanting to write and wanting to have something I can someday look back to. I mean, I had a wonderful time with both families I visited.* Hm. What if I made a list? That way you could see how a German Christmas celebration goes, and I could avoid writing so much! The students like when you tell them they use key words instead of complete sentences. I can see why. Here goes:

December 23rd:
-Went to the hardware store to do some last-minute shopping with the Körte children (for lack of a better term) and Fabian's girlfriend, who spent Christmas with the family, as well.
-Realized that, though I knew it in Spanish, I did not know the word for "hardware store" in German. Also realized I had never been to a hardware store in German. Perhaps the two points are related.**
-Ate Grünkohl, which looks a lot like spinach but tastes very different. Really good, especially with potatoes!
-Decorated the Christmas tree, which was real. I get the feeling real trees are still quite popular here (whereas they seem to be quickly losing ground to plastic in the US). All the ones I've seen are a little funny-looking, though: skinnier branches providing more sparse coverage. If I knew something about botany, I could probably tell you what kind of trees they are. However, I do not.

Dec. 24th:
-Slept late and woke up to Sarah doing some Christmas baking--amazing Portuguese custard things. Yum.
-Christmas Eve service in the late afternoon. There was a brass choir and a sermon and some hymns and lots of hand-shaking and "Frohe Weihnachten"-wishing afterwards. No candle-lit "Silent Night," but other than that, pretty much like at home.
-Grandparents came over for the present-opening (typically done on Christmas Eve)! - --German Christmas carol sing-along with the family, followed by a reading of the Christmas Story (from Luke) and another Christmas story that was a Christmas story, but not the Christmas Story.
--The opening of the presents. Pretty much just like at home. Only so many ways you could do this, I guess.
-Dinner! Amazing. Best of all was the lobster-cream-sauce appetizer. So good...
Dec. 25th:
-Christmas Day service. I went with the parents. The other family members were all either sick or were still sleeping, having stayed out late at the neighborhood disco's Christmas Eve party.
-Lunch with the family. My host mom's brother came with his wife and family. Food was great. People were nice.
-Long nap!
-Grandparents came to give me a present: a towel and some candy. Seriously, how nice is that? I'm impressed every time I meet them at how pleasant and welcoming they are.
-Watched some movie with Brad Pitt in it. The one where he plays Death. Not a quality film, in my opinion, but interesting, because there's this character who speaks in Dutch. It's enough like German that Sarah said she could pretty much understand it. And with the German subtitles running at the bottom, it was interesting/possible to make the connections. Preview of my Benelux adventure to come.

Dec. 26th:
-Went to Quackenbrück (eventually, after first boarding the wrong train--this was not a good trip for me and train travel!).
-Soon after I arrived, other guests started arriving. I think we got up to 23 in all. Drank coffee and ate really amazing cake. Then we had supper. Then we sat around and talked until nearly midnight.

Dec. 27th:
-Woke up in aller Ruhe (one thing I like about Germans is that--though they work hard--they seem to have a pretty relaxed attitude when it comes to things like vacations and celebrations. I set schedules and pack things tight--probably something I should work to change.)
-Went to the city museum in Quakenbrück. Saw old stuff, and (including?) a calculator just like that one that Dad used to have!***
-Talked to the old ladies volunteering at the museum. They seemed interested to meet the visiting American. "Bye bye," they said when I left. Then this guy came in and talked to me in English. I'm always confused when they do that. Answer in German to show that I speak it, or in English because that's how they started the conversation? Then I just hesitate and end up looking silly.
-Left for Amsterdam, which I guess will be where I pick up in MCVIII*** (woah! the acronym could be a roman numeral...). I'll try to make it not too long, and interesting... :)

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*I spent Dec. 23rd through 25th in Leer with the Körte family, who hosted me in high school. Sarah, in turn, stayed with us. The Quakenbrück people are distant relatives on my dad's side. I was at their house on the 26th and 27th.
**Not that I've been to a hardware store in Spanish.
***Rolf informed me that this was a very popular model in its day.
****MCVIII = My Christmas Vacation, Part III, if this really just confused you.

Donnerstag, 14. Januar 2010

My Christmas Vacation, Part I: A not-strictly-chronological account of three days in Mallorca

Dec. 19th and I was in Mallorca. Concrete interspersed with palm trees interspersed with people speaking Spanish. Looked to me like Miami. I stood outside the airport, facing what appeared to be parking spaces for busses. My CouchSurf host had told me to ride to the Plaza de España where she'd meet me. Sounded simple, but where were all the busses? Where was the bus schedule? I looked around for someone to ask, and then I realized: not in Germany anymore. Not in America. I had to think about how to ask the question--admittedly a simple one--with the minimal Spanish I'd learned. "Bus" I knew. But the "w" questions are somehow easy to get mixed up, even when they don't all start with the same letter. And what, oh what, was "where"?

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The CSer's home was practically an international house. I was never completely clear on who lived there full-time, but suffice it to say that it belonged to a bunch of exchange students, perhaps half of them American. People spoke English, or Spanish, or Polish, or Catalan (which I soon learned was what they actually speak on Mallorca). While there, I generally operated under the pretense that I didn't know Spanish--I mean, I don't really. But I was thrilled to realize that I could pick up some of what was going on. I was talking with a Polish girl, the other CSer staying at the home, about what to do while on the island, when a native Mallorcan came to give his opinions. The Polish girl spoke excellent Spanish, so I was the dumb American in the group. Dumb, yes, but not deaf. They talked about where one could go scuba-diving and where the caves were and which places were too touristy. And though I didn't get everything, I got some. Enough to give me the confidence to decide to have this little adventure in Spanish, as much or as often as I could.

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The morning bus ride to Sóller was beautiful. All around the valley were hills, even mountains, by my definition (though my Alpine-born CS host would disagree), sun-lit and tree-speckled. The highway wove through groups of tan houses, mostly stone, mostly metal-roofed. Lots of sun, lots of green. When I got off at the bus stop, I hesitated, deciding which way to go to find the town. A lady stopped me, talking in Spanish (or probably Catalan). In any case, it might as well have been Greek. I did catch the word "bus" (I got that one down!) and figured she wanted to know when it was coming. I showed her my schedule. She said something about getting a coffee while she waited. At least that's what I induced from her pointing and the word "café." What was interesting to me about this encounter, aside from the fact that she asked for information she could also have also found posted 30 feet away, was that she kept talking to me even when I clearly didn't understand her. Saying I didn't speak Spanish didn't shift the conversation into English as it had in Sweden and Norway, or later would in Benelux. Here I could use English as a crutch, but it was a shaky one.

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"Here is your room," Margarita told me as she turned her skeleton key in the lock of a wooden door in her guesthouse. As she showed me its features (indoor-shuttered windows and a radiator), she asked where I was from. "The United States," I answered. "Ah!" she said. (This conversation was in English, by the way). "You are a lucky girl!" Nothing about her was accusatory, but I was worried that "lucky" might be a euphemism for "spoiled rich," and I quickly added that I was living in Germany at the moment. This was supposed to make it better--say without saying that I had gotten my tickets for under $60, instead of $600. She was right, though. Probably about the spoiled rich American thing (which I doubt she even meant), but definitely about being lucky. Believe me, Margarita: I know it.

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It was only the sounds of nature that disturbed the peace: the low clang of sheep's bells, occasional baa-ing, birds chirping when the sun came out after the obligatory mid-day cloudiness. Hardly anyone else was out in the hills on the path to Deía, despite the beautiful weather and breathtaking scenery. And the walk was indeed breathtaking--at least, it started out that way. But after a fairly steep ascent into the terraced hills, the trip got easier and I kept a steady pace for the rest of the 3-hour walk overlooking towns and trees, passing rustic-looking (but expensive) hotels, and approaching (but not reaching) the water-front cliffs and the sea. After awhile, I got tired of listening to myself think and listened instead to selections from the top 25 albums of 2009, as chosen by listeners of All Songs Considered. Pretty much every one of them was great. And when I got to Deíaand climbed up, up, up to the church and cemetery on the hill, where even all the people six feet under were yards above anyone actually alive, the music didn't seem to break the peace. I laid down to rest on the low wall surrounding the cemetery. Breeze, sun, music that was easy-going, introspective, optimistic. Simply good. And I was simply happy.

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The third time I passed the café, I decided to ask for directions. Following the "Deía ----->" signs had simply led me in a loop, but I saw no alternative path to avoid gradually but perpetually turning right. As I started to walk in the café, a woman, maybe 50, but who looked 15 years older, was coming out. I stopped her with a "Disculpe?" "Cómo viaja a Deía?" I asked, wondering how well I'd actually be able to carry this conversation through. She gestured to the path I'd walked on earlier, muttering that there was a sign on the building pointing this out. Right. Um.... What I needed to say was that following that path didn't work--that it just kept taking you right. I needed to go straight or even left. Because I couldn't explain this (what was the word for "straight"?!), she just kept pointing to where I needed to go. "Recto, recto!" she told me, obviously frustrated that I didn't seem to grasp this simple fact. "Right!" she even translated into English. But she wasn't pointing right, she was pointing leftish, so I asked her, "Izquierdo?," but she just kept saying "siempre recto!" Finally we both got fed up with each other and I just headed off on the path again, figuring there must be some left exit that I had just missed before. And there was such an exit, which I incidentally took just as the woman was passing me in her car, continuing on the other (always right) path. I thought about this incident for a long time as I walked on, saddened that the Spanish had failed me, ashamed of the "stupid-American-tourist-comes-to-our-country-and-can't-even-ask-for-directions" opinion that the woman had of me, and upset that it was true. But mostly I was confused. I wasn't supposed to keep going right. And the woman saw that I wasn't supposed to keep going right. This at least gave me a sense of righteousness that pacified me until it struck me:recto must mean straight! I knew the word for "right" wasderecha, not recto, but somehow it didn't occur to me that recto didn't also mean "right," even if the lady was translating it that way. Oh man. So I was no longer the faultless party, but because of her mis-translation, she wasn't exactly either. Good enough; I could let it go. I continued walking, more resolute than ever to learn this still-too-foreign langauge.

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If parts of Palma look like Miami, Port de Sóller is one of those towns on the Florida keys--one developed in the 1950s to cater to tourists, but which is not so popular anymore and thus a little run-down. Not that Port isn't a popular tourist destination--all the shops and Spanish-English-German* signs are proof of this--but I was there in the off-season and it looked a little sad. The harbor lined with rows and rows of boats, though, or the mountains covered with pines and with peaks in the fog--those were gorgeous. I walked around for awhile, ran my hand through the Mediterranean, stopped to buy a Christmas present. Deciding to ignore the approaching departure of the early-afternoon bus, I walked up the hill (there seems to be one main hill in every town...usually with a church at the top) and was stunned. The view was spectacular. From here, you could see the open ocean--dark blue with gray cliffs plunging straight into the water. The overcast sky and mountain-top fog were turning into actual raindrops and, here on the hill, the wind blew in my ears, blew off my hood, whipped my hair in front of my face......I think the best word here is exhilarating.

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I was minding my own business, enjoying the fortress and town wall in Palma when I was approached by a girl, maybe 18 or 19, with a little green leaf. Not really a flower, but it was kinda cute. She tucked it in my coat and put out her hand. Not about to pay anything for a weed, I tried to give it back to her. She wouldn't take it. I'd been warned about people like this before going to France--the kind that slap a bracelet on you then make you pay for it--but she told me that all she wanted was a penny. Whatever. I figured I could give her a penny and get it done with. Before I had a chance to find one, however, a German couple came running up to me. "Schmeiss sie weg!" the man practically shouted. He was stern, serious. He looked me straight in the eyes. "Throw it on the ground! Don't give her anything!" I looked from them to the girl, confused, trying to figure out what the her scheme was. She started yelling at the man. I told the lady "thank you" and got out of there quick--too soon, unfortunately, to hear what it was the man was accusing her of. By the time I could see that the argument had broken up, I decided that she must have been hoping to find out where people kept their money, making it easier to pickpocket them later. It also occurred to me that the German couple could have been part of the plan, causing an extra distraction to better rummage around in my bag for my wallet. That wasn't the case, luckily, but it's just too bad. Something like that happens, and suddenly you're suspicious of everybody.

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You'd never guess how big it was from the small doorway leading into it. The CSer's house was cold, but cosy after she got a fire going, and I couldn't think of many houses that I had seen and liked better. Artwork all over--mostly modern, some famous (a Kandinsky print was the first thing I saw, so that sold me right from the beginning), some by a man she had a relationship with years ago. There was a living room with books, books, books--English, Spanish, Italian, German--by good authors. There was a whole shelf for Gabriel Garcia Marquez, two-thirds of one for Vonnegut. The room opened to a balcony with attached bathroom. It was like an outhouse, with indoor plumbing and artsy postcards on the walls. Her white-tiled kitchen wall had recipes and messages written on it. She made pumpkin soup and something amazing with artichokes and tuna. I had my own bedroom. And James, if you're reading this, she offered me pu erh.** Maybe some strangers can be trusted.

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After sticking around in Pt. Sóller, I got to Deía late. Later than I was hoping, at least, but on a good day, I think I could have made the walk to Valldemossa by dark. The CS host I planned to meet in the next mountain town had assured me their was a trail between the villages--even sent me a map of it, though it was topographical and didn't really do me much good. What I needed was to know where the trail began. Shyly, I walked into a youth hostel. I managed to make my question clear, but instead of handing me a map or pointing me to a path, the man at the desk just told me I couldn't go. The wind and threatening rain had continued, and he said the walk was steep and uphill, and with the weather conditions as they were, just too dangerous. Take the bus to Valldemossa, he said. Then you can walk back here (downhill) tomorrow (something I unfortunately didn't have the time to do). A definite disappointment, but I left happy. The whole conversation had taken place in Spanish.

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*There are a lot of German tourists and ex-pats in Mallorca. I'm pretty sure every American I told about visiting Mallorca had to ask me where/what it was. The Germans were just like, "Ooo, Mallorca!" And sometimes, too: "I've been there!"

**A kind of tea. Chinese and expensive.