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My Christmas Vacation, Part I: A not-strictly-chronological account of three days in Mallorca
Dec. 19th and I was in Mallorca. Concrete interspersed with palm trees interspersed with people speaking Spanish. Looked to me like Miami. I stood outside the airport, facing what appeared to be parking spaces for busses. My CouchSurf host had told me to ride to the Plaza de España where she'd meet me. Sounded simple, but where were all the busses? Where was the bus schedule? I looked around for someone to ask, and then I realized: not in Germany anymore. Not in America. I had to think about how to ask the question--admittedly a simple one--with the minimal Spanish I'd learned. "Bus" I knew. But the "w" questions are somehow easy to get mixed up, even when they don't all start with the same letter. And what, oh what, was "where"?
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The CSer's home was practically an international house. I was never completely clear on who lived there full-time, but suffice it to say that it belonged to a bunch of exchange students, perhaps half of them American. People spoke English, or Spanish, or Polish, or Catalan (which I soon learned was what they actually speak on Mallorca). While there, I generally operated under the pretense that I didn't know Spanish--I mean, I don't really. But I was thrilled to realize that I could pick up some of what was going on. I was talking with a Polish girl, the other CSer staying at the home, about what to do while on the island, when a native Mallorcan came to give his opinions. The Polish girl spoke excellent Spanish, so I was the dumb American in the group. Dumb, yes, but not deaf. They talked about where one could go scuba-diving and where the caves were and which places were too touristy. And though I didn't get everything, I got some. Enough to give me the confidence to decide to have this little adventure in Spanish, as much or as often as I could.
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The morning bus ride to Sóller was beautiful. All around the valley were hills, even mountains, by my definition (though my Alpine-born CS host would disagree), sun-lit and tree-speckled. The highway wove through groups of tan houses, mostly stone, mostly metal-roofed. Lots of sun, lots of green. When I got off at the bus stop, I hesitated, deciding which way to go to find the town. A lady stopped me, talking in Spanish (or probably Catalan). In any case, it might as well have been Greek. I did catch the word "bus" (I got that one down!) and figured she wanted to know when it was coming. I showed her my schedule. She said something about getting a coffee while she waited. At least that's what I induced from her pointing and the word "café." What was interesting to me about this encounter, aside from the fact that she asked for information she could also have also found posted 30 feet away, was that she kept talking to me even when I clearly didn't understand her. Saying I didn't speak Spanish didn't shift the conversation into English as it had in Sweden and Norway, or later would in Benelux. Here I could use English as a crutch, but it was a shaky one.
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"Here is your room," Margarita told me as she turned her skeleton key in the lock of a wooden door in her guesthouse. As she showed me its features (indoor-shuttered windows and a radiator), she asked where I was from. "The United States," I answered. "Ah!" she said. (This conversation was in English, by the way). "You are a lucky girl!" Nothing about her was accusatory, but I was worried that "lucky" might be a euphemism for "spoiled rich," and I quickly added that I was living in Germany at the moment. This was supposed to make it better--say without saying that I had gotten my tickets for under $60, instead of $600. She was right, though. Probably about the spoiled rich American thing (which I doubt she even meant), but definitely about being lucky. Believe me, Margarita: I know it.
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It was only the sounds of nature that disturbed the peace: the low clang of sheep's bells, occasional baa-ing, birds chirping when the sun came out after the obligatory mid-day cloudiness. Hardly anyone else was out in the hills on the path to Deía, despite the beautiful weather and breathtaking scenery. And the walk was indeed breathtaking--at least, it started out that way. But after a fairly steep ascent into the terraced hills, the trip got easier and I kept a steady pace for the rest of the 3-hour walk overlooking towns and trees, passing rustic-looking (but expensive) hotels, and approaching (but not reaching) the water-front cliffs and the sea. After awhile, I got tired of listening to myself think and listened instead to selections from the top 25 albums of 2009, as chosen by listeners of All Songs Considered. Pretty much every one of them was great. And when I got to Deíaand climbed up, up, up to the church and cemetery on the hill, where even all the people six feet under were yards above anyone actually alive, the music didn't seem to break the peace. I laid down to rest on the low wall surrounding the cemetery. Breeze, sun, music that was easy-going, introspective, optimistic. Simply good. And I was simply happy.
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The third time I passed the café, I decided to ask for directions. Following the "Deía ----->" signs had simply led me in a loop, but I saw no alternative path to avoid gradually but perpetually turning right. As I started to walk in the café, a woman, maybe 50, but who looked 15 years older, was coming out. I stopped her with a "Disculpe?" "Cómo viaja a Deía?" I asked, wondering how well I'd actually be able to carry this conversation through. She gestured to the path I'd walked on earlier, muttering that there was a sign on the building pointing this out. Right. Um.... What I needed to say was that following that path didn't work--that it just kept taking you right. I needed to go straight or even left. Because I couldn't explain this (what was the word for "straight"?!), she just kept pointing to where I needed to go. "Recto, recto!" she told me, obviously frustrated that I didn't seem to grasp this simple fact. "Right!" she even translated into English. But she wasn't pointing right, she was pointing leftish, so I asked her, "Izquierdo?," but she just kept saying "siempre recto!" Finally we both got fed up with each other and I just headed off on the path again, figuring there must be some left exit that I had just missed before. And there was such an exit, which I incidentally took just as the woman was passing me in her car, continuing on the other (always right) path. I thought about this incident for a long time as I walked on, saddened that the Spanish had failed me, ashamed of the "stupid-American-tourist-comes-to-our-country-and-can't-even-ask-for-directions" opinion that the woman had of me, and upset that it was true. But mostly I was confused. I wasn't supposed to keep going right. And the woman saw that I wasn't supposed to keep going right. This at least gave me a sense of righteousness that pacified me until it struck me:recto must mean straight! I knew the word for "right" wasderecha, not recto, but somehow it didn't occur to me that recto didn't also mean "right," even if the lady was translating it that way. Oh man. So I was no longer the faultless party, but because of her mis-translation, she wasn't exactly either. Good enough; I could let it go. I continued walking, more resolute than ever to learn this still-too-foreign langauge.
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If parts of Palma look like Miami, Port de Sóller is one of those towns on the Florida keys--one developed in the 1950s to cater to tourists, but which is not so popular anymore and thus a little run-down. Not that Port isn't a popular tourist destination--all the shops and Spanish-English-German* signs are proof of this--but I was there in the off-season and it looked a little sad. The harbor lined with rows and rows of boats, though, or the mountains covered with pines and with peaks in the fog--those were gorgeous. I walked around for awhile, ran my hand through the Mediterranean, stopped to buy a Christmas present. Deciding to ignore the approaching departure of the early-afternoon bus, I walked up the hill (there seems to be one main hill in every town...usually with a church at the top) and was stunned. The view was spectacular. From here, you could see the open ocean--dark blue with gray cliffs plunging straight into the water. The overcast sky and mountain-top fog were turning into actual raindrops and, here on the hill, the wind blew in my ears, blew off my hood, whipped my hair in front of my face......I think the best word here is exhilarating.
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I was minding my own business, enjoying the fortress and town wall in Palma when I was approached by a girl, maybe 18 or 19, with a little green leaf. Not really a flower, but it was kinda cute. She tucked it in my coat and put out her hand. Not about to pay anything for a weed, I tried to give it back to her. She wouldn't take it. I'd been warned about people like this before going to France--the kind that slap a bracelet on you then make you pay for it--but she told me that all she wanted was a penny. Whatever. I figured I could give her a penny and get it done with. Before I had a chance to find one, however, a German couple came running up to me. "Schmeiss sie weg!" the man practically shouted. He was stern, serious. He looked me straight in the eyes. "Throw it on the ground! Don't give her anything!" I looked from them to the girl, confused, trying to figure out what the her scheme was. She started yelling at the man. I told the lady "thank you" and got out of there quick--too soon, unfortunately, to hear what it was the man was accusing her of. By the time I could see that the argument had broken up, I decided that she must have been hoping to find out where people kept their money, making it easier to pickpocket them later. It also occurred to me that the German couple could have been part of the plan, causing an extra distraction to better rummage around in my bag for my wallet. That wasn't the case, luckily, but it's just too bad. Something like that happens, and suddenly you're suspicious of everybody.
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You'd never guess how big it was from the small doorway leading into it. The CSer's house was cold, but cosy after she got a fire going, and I couldn't think of many houses that I had seen and liked better. Artwork all over--mostly modern, some famous (a Kandinsky print was the first thing I saw, so that sold me right from the beginning), some by a man she had a relationship with years ago. There was a living room with books, books, books--English, Spanish, Italian, German--by good authors. There was a whole shelf for Gabriel Garcia Marquez, two-thirds of one for Vonnegut. The room opened to a balcony with attached bathroom. It was like an outhouse, with indoor plumbing and artsy postcards on the walls. Her white-tiled kitchen wall had recipes and messages written on it. She made pumpkin soup and something amazing with artichokes and tuna. I had my own bedroom. And James, if you're reading this, she offered me pu erh.** Maybe some strangers can be trusted.
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After sticking around in Pt. Sóller, I got to Deía late. Later than I was hoping, at least, but on a good day, I think I could have made the walk to Valldemossa by dark. The CS host I planned to meet in the next mountain town had assured me their was a trail between the villages--even sent me a map of it, though it was topographical and didn't really do me much good. What I needed was to know where the trail began. Shyly, I walked into a youth hostel. I managed to make my question clear, but instead of handing me a map or pointing me to a path, the man at the desk just told me I couldn't go. The wind and threatening rain had continued, and he said the walk was steep and uphill, and with the weather conditions as they were, just too dangerous. Take the bus to Valldemossa, he said. Then you can walk back here (downhill) tomorrow (something I unfortunately didn't have the time to do). A definite disappointment, but I left happy. The whole conversation had taken place in Spanish.
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*There are a lot of German tourists and ex-pats in Mallorca. I'm pretty sure every American I told about visiting Mallorca had to ask me where/what it was. The Germans were just like, "Ooo, Mallorca!" And sometimes, too: "I've been there!"
**A kind of tea. Chinese and expensive.